when my four year old asked “mommy does a snowman have 3 balls?” I realized my biggest problem is im just not, nor will i ever be, mature enough to have kids
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 26, 2021
I keep getting asked about this, yes I got vaccinated and YES I’m breastfeeding. Instead of crying my child now makes the windows 95 chime sound but other than that she experienced no symptoms.
— The Delilah Spirit (@flyChy) April 28, 2021
Kids really dump all the toys on the floor and then just walk away.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) April 29, 2021
13 just put on deodorant without being told so he must have a girlfriend now
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) April 29, 2021
6yo: chicken is good for you. but not so good for the chicken
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— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 27, 2021
