So glad you could join me today, Jazz Pickles.
Last week’s blog post was about self-driving cars, so to present the opposite viewpoint, today’s comic is about dog-driving cars. We here at Bizarro International Headquarters are nothing if not fair and balanced.
A couple of notes about last week’s post:
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Some folks thought my assertion that self-driving cars would be safer than human-driven ones means that I support Artificial Untelligence (not a typo) in all ways. I DO NOT. I’m impressed by its speed and capabilities when answering questions (as long as you remember it is not infallible), but there is no question that the industry needs to slow down and install far more powerful security measures than it currently has. We should also tax the uber wealthy at much higher rates, remove Big Money from elections, and get rid of the Electoral College. I hold these truths to be self-evident.
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In the background of last week’s Sunday comic, I put a small sign in a window that read: 8647. A few folks chastized me for calling for the assassination of the president. I informed them that “86” is restaurant slang for canceling an order or removing an unruly customer, and has never commonly meant to murder someone. The James Comey indictment for his seashells photo was yet another daily attempt by a certain textbook fascist clown-car of an administration to distract the public from the abysmal job it is doing in every metric, as it robs us blind.
I am, of course, completely in favor of removing 47 from any position of authority or power, and hope he will end up in jail as the overwhelming majority of less-wealthy felons do. He and Hegseth are also war criminals, but unfortunately, war criminals often escape prosecution.
