what would Gordon Ramsey say about a meal that YOU just sat in front of him ?
for me the meal would be fried chicken , corn on the cob red beans and rice
Ramsey : is the chicken fresh ?
me : we have a chicken coop in the back yard , the wife killed and plucked it just before you arrived .
Ramsey : the chicken is dry
me : want some water to dunk it in ?
Ramsey : the corn is to hot to hold and bite into
me: don't blame me if you are to stupid to let it cool, you dumb donkey
Ramsey …