I changed my 3-year-old’s name to Kidney Stone because the irritation he causes has yet to pass
— A Bearer Of Dad News🇬🇾 (@HomeWithPeanut) May 10, 2021
Tonight my 4 year old said I made the best ever pizza he’s ever ever had, so if you think I’m taking the credit for a cheap supermarket own brand frozen pizza you’ll be correct
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) May 11, 2021
6 yo : I can’t get out of bed.
Me : Why not?
6yo : Because I’m awake, but my hair is still asleep.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) May 12, 2021
Quick question:
Can you still consider yourself to be a good parent if you mentally refer to your kids as “little turds”?
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) May 13, 2021
My toddler threw a clipboard at me. This is no way for a boss to treat an unpaid intern.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 12, 2021
No parenting book or blog post prepares you for the first time a young child asks where cryptocurrency comes from.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 11, 2021
