We’ve finally nailed down our Taste the Fun video! We wanted a slogan that truly captures what Satire is all about. Sure, we do beer, drinks, food, and parties—but at the heart of it all, we bring the fun!
We never thought we’d be making craft cocktails, but here we are and loving it! They’ve been a hit and the amount of creative ideas flowing are endless!
A few of the ones we have on tap are:
ELF JUICE COCKTAIL
Have you ever had Elf Juice before? Vodka, cranberry, tart cherry, lime, and seasonal spices. It keeps the elves buzzing this time of year! 7%
UNDER THE COVERS COCKTAIL
Apple, pear, bourbon and spice. It’s that chilly time of year to get under the covers. Now what you do there is your business. 7%
PINK TORPEDO COCKTAIL
Pink lemonade, provocative spices and vodka with taste you can’t fathom. There is no lurking in the baffles you’ve been spotted with our periscope. We are going to sink you with our Pink Torpedo! 7%
HARVEST HOOK UP COCKTAIL
Need a hook up? Loaded Question. 2.5 oz of 100 proof bourbon infused with apples, oranges, cloves, cinnamon, cherry bitters and maple syrup.
We can also make all your usual favorites.
Every Beer Has A Story: Raspberry Racoon
REBOUND BROWN IPA
You just broke up with your favorite IPA and you need something different. It may help you forget your ex. It may be a little bitter but it doesn’t mind being used. Bold taste with four hops. 6%
IN HONOR OF GROUNDHOG DAY!
We bring you…
VARMINT POONTANG ’25
Small batch sour Groundhog Day unleash. Passionfruit, orange, cherry, lime sour. Our 2025 version of Varmint Poontang. “The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.” Carl Spackler Caddyshack. 10.7%
February 3rd was Four Chaplains Day, and we were closed so you couldn’t come in to drink our Four Chaplains IPA so we’re here to remind you.
On February 3, 1943, four U.S. Army chaplains—Lt. George Fox (Methodist), Lt. Alexander Goode (Jewish), Lt. John Washington (Catholic), and Lt. Clark Poling (Dutch Reformed)—made the ultimate sacrifice when the USS Dorchester was struck by a German torpedo.
In the chaos, they gave up their own life jackets so others could survive. As the ship sank, survivors recalled seeing the chaplains standing together, praying, and offering comfort to the men around them. Their selfless act of bravery and faith remains a powerful symbol of unity, sacrifice, and love.
On Four Chaplains Day, we remember their incredible heroism and the lesson they left behind: In the face of adversity, we are stronger together.
