Just the facts, ma’am. ~ Joe Friday
If you’ve already ordered recently—many thanks!—and there’s really no need for you to read any further. But, perhaps you missed our promotions this past month for our Holiday Case Special or our Holiday Gift Packs (unlikely). Or, you were simply overwhelmed by the flood of holiday sales promos you found in your inbox each day (more likely). Or, you just couldn’t get to the end of my loquacious ramblings on all things vino (doubtful, but possible… some say quite likely).
Or, you simply haven’t had the bandwidth yet to put your order together. That’s what I’m sure is most likely the case because, well, what else could it be? You wouldn’t be procrastinating, that just isn’t your style.
In any event, with all rationales forgiven, please consider our Holiday Case Special for yourself, and/or our Holiday Gift Packs for those you love—your boss, your co-workers, your employees (if you’re the boss), your grown up kids, your ex (maybe not your ex), your accountant, your doctor, your house cleaner, your doorman, your postman, your haircutter, your gardener, the guy who cleans your gutters. You get the picture—for everyone who makes life better for you there’s still time to share the cheer, share the happiness, share the love!
And not to put too fine a point on it, these are the best wines I’ve ever made, available for the best price. three of them are running low in inventory, so have a look right now at tinyvineyards.com—while the lookin’s good!
Thanking you in advance with much gratitude and love. Peace out.
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