Pete and Matt Kandela are back for the full members debrief, and it’s a big one. Solis gets his first proper grading, the goalkeeping situation gets torn apart, and Pete finally pulls up the slide deck to make the case for a new left wing target.
🧤 Hottest of Takes: Pete argues the goalkeeper situation is genuinely dire, with Kepa and Mellier sharing the same maddening flaw despite the talent in the frame
⚡ Solis First Impressions: big shoes to fill after Trossard’s numbers last season, why the fitness levels and end product already stand out, and whether he starts more than expected
😤 The Pedro Neto Fear: Arteta’s two known addictions (fullbacks and Chelsea reclamation projects) rear their head again, and why Pete wants nowhere near this one
🛡️ Romero Reaction: the centre back rumour that had Pete recoiling, the Mascarell comparison, and why the average age of incoming targets keeps climbing
📊 The Yıldız Scout Report: the promised slide deck arrives, with Champions League quality of action rankings stacking him against Martinelli, Saka and Trossard, plus the honest verdict on his pace
🏆 Community Shield Predictions: score calls for Como and the weekend showdown with City, plus what’s left on the schedule before the season proper kicks off
Remember, there’s a sexy deal and a members deck if you sign up right now. Lock in for the year, feel like a hero. That’s the pitch! x
